Anything in excess of 10 seconds will almost kill you!!!!

Well it’s neither of the ones in the pics, based on the wheels.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo.

Yeah, the steam engines get to choo choo around the island delivering yo-yos and big lollipops while this brawny motherfucker has to sit there. The world ain’t fair.

‘hood dog on the left obviously (pants at least 2 inches below your arsehole).

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

I had an ex who hit a pole at the gas station and felt like it wasnt her fault. I can’t say I understand that logic.

I had an ex who told me a story about backing out of her garage, and into her ex’s *parked* car. She told me that it was his fault for parking there.

I’ve pooped for longer than it took him to go 90 miles.

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

We had one of those yesterday!

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Bro do you even have down force?

It’s times like these that I miss Kinja’s image annotations the most.

For sale: Large tunneling machine

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper