I can’t believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

Don’t blame the victim.

Pretty sure that’s a Ferrari, dude.

Is everybody at Fisker just drunk 24/7?

I didnt watch the video.

...this sleek profile of a car with up-swingy doors.

Juckin’ Boe Fiden!

Joe Biden Fuckin’

Joe Fuckin’ Biden

Fuckin’ Joe Biden.

I wondered too!

A less successful effort.

pumpkin spice cheerios? seems pretty basic to me.

Now that’s my kind of guy! Why? Because he eats Cheerios.

Yes absolutely so real

If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

My favorite character in Back to the Future was the one Michael J. Fox played. You know, Monty McLaren.

I fancy myself to be a bit of a graphic designer, here’s a sample of my professional portfolio from my time at Saleen

That sounds like a really

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.