You forgot the part in your plan where you have to find a buyer for the privately sold car that is A-ok with not taking ownership of the vehicle they’ve just paid for. Since, y’know, the title still has a lien on it and can’t be transferred to the new owner until the loan is paid off.

Bury it and turn it into a jump...

I’m irrational, but I’m not crazy.

Huckabee isn’t known for his intelligence. GLad you recognize it.

It was buried for a reason leave it there

Absolutely no one with a worthwhile opinion on cars calls the CR-V a SUV. But I know what you mean.

If you are feeling lazy you can republish this article in a couple of months. Just replace “Tacoma” with “Wrangler” and delete all references to reliability.

Are Outbacks SUVs? Are we having this discussion, now?

The real news here is you have a Chrysler 200..........

Those two Corollas knocked the beige right off each other.

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

I never understood the hate on this guy. Sure his jokes aren’t for everyone, but he has found a way to make the same jokes lowbrow and high brow a the same time. I always found them creative. I’ve also thought his voice was kinda perfect for what he does. Its very fitting.

2/10 would skip over on netflix

Tell that to my physically disabled wife, who, especially in shitty NY winters, keeps her car in the garage so she doesn’t have to clean in the mornings and can get our daughter in the car without exposing her to the elements.

sometimes it rains/snows

So you were born with teleportation powers too so you’re able to see your garage doors status from work? Amazing!

That seems like a huge hassle to me. I just think of the weather, time wasted if I’m in a rush, what I could be doing with my life other than opening and closing my garage door. I can’t say I have ever manually opened a garage door in my life. I took that shit for granted. That sounds terrible.

I deal with that by not having a garage.

My Myq is amazing.... I love it - however now the actual OPENERS are coming stock with the tech - which I think is a great idea! Sadly the app takes FOREVER to actually link to your ”place” and like OP here I tend to rarely use it unless I’m going for walks or at work and need to let someone in.