zachelliott
The Stig's Missourian Cousin
zachelliott

You forgot the part in your plan where you have to find a buyer for the privately sold car that is A-ok with not taking ownership of the vehicle they’ve just paid for. Since, y’know, the title still has a lien on it and can’t be transferred to the new owner until the loan is paid off.

Bury it and turn it into a jump...

I’m irrational, but I’m not crazy.

It was buried for a reason leave it there

If you are feeling lazy you can republish this article in a couple of months. Just replace “Tacoma” with “Wrangler” and delete all references to reliability.

The real news here is you have a Chrysler 200..........

 

Those two Corollas knocked the beige right off each other.

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

I never understood the hate on this guy. Sure his jokes aren’t for everyone, but he has found a way to make the same jokes lowbrow and high brow a the same time. I always found them creative. I’ve also thought his voice was kinda perfect for what he does. Its very fitting.

Well...was it any good?

James May is a national treasure. Somebody needs to start a petition to get him knighted.

Weird, you don’t provide a source for that $35k number for battery replacement. I can’t imagine why.

What about the torque ratios!?! Someone, please think of the torque ratios! How can they make this decision without a spreadsheet showing the torque ratios? I need to take a nap.

Which is shocking considering Lawton is definitely not in the top 5 places in OK I’d pick.

You sound as salty as those fries in the title.

You sound as salty as those fries in the title.

Way of the road, Bubbs.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

My life (and passengers) is so much more secure when I work on my car than when Johnny-dropped-out-of-highschool down at the local Qwikee-lube does it. I used to work on my cars because I had to, now I work on them because that’s the only way I’ll feel good about safety critical features on my multi-ton steel death

That’s not a lady, that’s Matt Hardigree.