Man fuck you, those are cool.

But then you have a Patriot, not an XJ.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Well, thank you idiots for making NHRA's point for them.

See, that connotation has the word "Jungle" preceding bunny. If I had said "dumb J-B's", that would have had racial overtones.

I highly recommend simuawips:

Volkswagen, here is a blank check. Write any amount on it that you think is fair and I will pay it.

Be careful using the Tabasco pepper olives. They'll overcharge your battery, and may cause it to burst.