Twin Towers? These two gentlemen disagree, one from the afterlife.

God, I don’t know how many packs of those I went through with endless Otis Nixons, Ernie Camachos, Ken Schroms, and Tony Bernazards before I finally found my coveted Julio Franco.

The 87 Topps set was probably my favorite ever, because of the wood border. I still have the complete set in my old bedroom closet at my parent’s house, along with all the other cards that were supposed to pay for my college education before plummeting in value,

That’s actually a re-bodied Golf.

Hoffman? Just racked up a lot of saves, which, statistically speaking “have as much nutritional value as a head of lettuce.” (Well, that last part’s fair.)

124 mile commute... You should maybe consider a new house instead of a new car..

Counterpoint: no it is not, and it never will be.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Fuck Ken Holland. This shit is all on him. I want him fired and lynched.

I legit have a headache after reading this.

Is this in English?

You forgot to include the picture Erik sent of him in Vegas ten years ago:

Oh man, sorry I missed the call for these! Here’s my best poop story, for all you scatopheliacs out there.

This one time I had to take what you might call a really big poop in what you might consider a very public place, and it was so very stinky and dirty and required so much wiping that I never forgot about it and sometimes when I go past that place I’m reminded of the time I took what you might call a really big poop in…

The level of denial with these guys is incredible. I know of a guy (sort of a family acquaintance) who was arrested after falling prey to a Chris Hansen-like sting when he was going to meet a “15 year old girl” (undercover cop) for sex. After the ensuing search warrant, of course they found tons of kiddie porn. He…

Reminds me of Don Flamenco from Punch Out.

No kidding. they found footage he himself made on a gopro at a swimming pool and 37,000 images.

Based on the suicide rates, the most complete punishment for the vast majority of offenders is solitary for their own protection for the rest of their lives

“I just signed your death warrant.”

What if your name is Guido “Leg Breaker” Sullivan and this is your photo of you in your office?