I imagine Drew as Ben Afflecks characters in Dazed and Confused Always thinking he’s cool and just keeps getting clowned on by every side character

Right? Clearly it’s not good, but 6 year old me wasn’t really looking for substance and meaning in his after school programming.

I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

HA!

Oh, he’s aware

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

I gave up TV for a good while, after years of slavish devotion, and then started coming back, late to this “golden age.” That time off really fucked me for caring about keeping up with new shows, though. My attention span and suspension of disbelief are pretty much gone, while my “MST-honed” irreverence for media is…

eating something solely because no one else likes it is the ultimate old man move.

see i used to hate the busch brothers the most but then kewselowski and logano came along and flipped everything into a wall. right now in my hated pairs list it goes keselowski and logano, then the dillon brothers, then the busch brothers. kurt busch’s only saving grace is that hes a diehard cubs fan

Way ahead of you. Seeing Blaney bring the Wood Brothers back to a competitive level last year was a breath of fresh air. His win at Pocono when he drove the wheels off it to hold off Harvick gave me all the feels. Plus I live in Ohio and his Dad’s from this state, so the locals like to claim the son as one of their…

I’m not a Ford guy and I hate both your drivers but if I may make a suggestion, Ryan Blaney is worthy of your fandom.

If he doesn’t take this opportunity to do like Busch did a few years back and run the Ricky Bobby “me” paint scheme, I’ve lost all hope for NASCAR

Quick, someone send that driver a Jalopnik sticker, and a hood with a cougar that says “me”!

Things like crashes happen when cars are closer together than an entire football field pitch length.

the most punchable faces

nascar doesnt race in the rain on ovals, because there isnt a treaded tire safe enough to allow them to do it at speed, indy cars also dont race in the rain on ovals either. nascar does in the rain on road courses. see mid-ohio last year or maybe the year before. and ill take a final 10 lap demo derby vs a 2 hours of…

Everything you said is proven wrong in the road race series.

You clearly have not watched much NASCAR.

nascar drivers are usually good people, except Keselowski, fuck that guy