A club as big as Arsenal should not be losing their best players in such fashion,

I recently chose an EPL team to call my own after a couple of years flirting with the sport. Feeling pretty good about choosing Man U over Arsenal.

Of all the big Premier League clubs, United have probably the worst set of attacking players. Even relatively lowly Arsenal’s Sánchez-Mesut Özil-Alexandre Lacazette trio was better than any starting bunch of forwards United could put out

Narrator: It was not a consolation

I GOT THIS ONE!

Golyf Woods
Swimyng Ledecky
Gianbayseball Stanton
Mykskila Shiffrin
Metta World Peace

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.”

“How to turn 1 auto-insurance claim into 3: A Michigan road system story”

This joke is such a crime they put it on trial at The Hague

My how Derrick Rose has fallen. He only got one more vote than me.

Kobe Bryant also was a lot better in high school than Austin Rivers is now.

Somehow admitting you’re so uninformed as to not know about the alma mater of a well known college basketballer who was #1 in his recruiting class and has been the butt of NBA jokes for years, but not so uninformed as to make a hackneyed, boring ‘joke’ about Duke’s reputation, is what passes for humor to you.…

“[But] could it be that my pops knew how good I could be because he’s my pops?

It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

Did you hear the one about the funeral director with the second-hand car? His eulogies always sounded too rehearsed.

I loved it.

...So why didn’t you get the V8?

“Of course it is, baby girl. Want to call me Daddy in the backseat?”

I have a ‘98 M Roadster and someone on a subreddit said I drove a hairdresser’s car.

And the Arizona crowd would chant, “Your son hates you!” over and over again every time USC came to town. Brutal.