Take the left turn. Bugs Bunny seems to regret never taking it.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

I was watching DBS with my 5 yo daughter and she turned to me and said “you’re a good dad like Vegeta, he cares for his kids and his wife, Goku only likes to play fighting with other people”.

When I was a kid I preferred Goku, but as an adult Vegeta is my favorite character.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

bet your friends call you “chipper.”

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well. 

I don’t know why we need a wall when she and the rest of the turd reich can just tuck a glock into the gun pockets of their yoga pants secure that border themselves.

that seems perfect for a shadow-box treatment, with pix of your dad from when he was in germany.

That’s how I feel reading a lot of things online these days.

Here is all the evidence I need:

God bless the United Shtatesh.

Hopefully this leads to CNN and other, reputable news organizations taking the gloves fully off and doing their jobs more directly. CNN’s statement outright saying SHS lied is a start.

the Democrats never had the Senate, so they could never lose it. they did win the House however. I know the blue wave wasn’t as wavy as we had hoped but some good did come out of it (imagine the first day when Maxine Waters can announce she will be subpoenaing Trump’s taxes and tell me that doesn’t bring a smile to…

Y’all Queda?

I hope there’s someone I could call to let me in, because I couldn’t handle the embarrassment of being a person who vapes, even for a second.

The only problem with this approach is that the door calls you a douche when you walk through the cloud of smoke.

Something like this?