Wow... So we’ve come all the way from virgins to an old man who pisses on whores in Russia? Can we call that progress?

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Did someone say Dance Fighting?

DEEPFAKE NIELSEN: “... and don’t call me Shirley.”

wow this Jack White is very well done

I love the pop out aspect....so dramatic—Perhaps used for other things? “Hey! Can I offer you a.... Mentos? It’s the Freshmaker..”

It’s the Emperor’s New Wall! So all we have to do is start telling him how great his invisible wall is and he will fuck off about it.

R2 doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

And Godzookie kills me every time

As long as she sings I don;t give a shit....

Gawker - always trying to make Fetch happen.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

For Bison, that was the most painful day of his life. For Chun-Li, it was Tuesday

I remember when Curiosity first touched down on the Martian surface. My kids were glued to the TV set and my son (who was 5 at the time in 2012) asked me when are we going to bring it home because it looked so lonely out there on its own. I told him that it’s staying up there and we’re not bringing it home. I told…

Remember folks: This was a children’s cartoon where an alien is so worried about passing his physical at school where he has been masquerading as human, that he starts stealing other students’ organs and literally cramming them down his throat until he is a bloated, stuffed monstrosity of children’s organs.