It’s short, it’s clever, and it features possibly the most charismatic animated scorpion in cinematic history.

Good to see you can fail up in the Star Wars universe, just like in real life.

Wait... so Phasma sucks at her job and it sounds like she got a promotion? Good to see you can fail up in the Star Wars universe, just like in real life.

SOuvenir collector’s 8x10s probably handed out during the promo of The Fly.

He was just visiting the set that day. He wasn’t even filming.

If I were Jeff Goldblum, I’d go out everywhere looking like that.

in contrast. The best movie theater in America will be my upcoming one. we are going to put a bunch of pet carriers in the lobby and children must be put in them and picked up when the movie is over or after a few days if you pay extra.

Why I learned, I learned via Sidekicks... thanks Chuck Norris!

Seriously. You’d think there would be at least one Booty Prince or Booty Princess or even a goddamn Booty Intern who could have re-typed it. But I guess when you’re Booty royalty, ain’t nobody got time for that.

That movie is a forgotten classic. To prove it, I quote it incessantly when I go sailing and people think I actually know what I'm doing.

No love for Captain Ron?

My fave:

How about driving?

I like this feeling. We should figure out some more things to take away from teenagers.

Ben Affleck: “Yeah, Zack Snyder really wanted me to understand Bruce Wayne on a personal level. So one day, I walk onto set and... this was really funny... he had invited my parents down to do a set visit. They toured the set a little bit, met with the rest of the cast, and Snyder showed them some of the dailies that…

They outsourced it to China...that’s why.

Would watch! Especially if they’re piloted by drift-compatible pandas.

And he's still with High Castle after all this time, I bet he did nazi this happening.