Kevin Pereia?!?

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

It's like Cerberus but I wouldn't mind going to the underworld for this. I'd be at the gates all the time.

I think you mean.......

Did you say "Abe Lincoln."?

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

They're called African Americans. We brought them over on boats for free labor. In modern America they're considered individual people no different than us except far more likely to get shot by white cops.

so you know when to scream.

I have porcelan grates. I bought a special brush with rubber teeth. You can find it at Home Depot or at Char Broil website too.

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

True but Jedi's couldn't seem to understand that politicians were evil.

The book was better.

And

My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.

I wouldn't rely too much on walls in a battlefield game:

No wonder my coffee tastes weird. My grinder never gives out nickels.

Overly competitive?! I'm not overly competitive! I'm like the least competitive person here!!