Maybe Yvonne Strahovski's dad was Astronaut Mike Dexter?

Ha ha ha. I'm sure that got everyone tittering.

pajamas…

So are we now watching documentary footage from the future?

"CASHEW! Stab somebody!"

Both.

He's already been a generically-foreign villain in a Bond movie. That's the top of the generically-foreign villain mountain.

Yeah, kids are by and large assholes. Maybe with becoming a parent there's a change of perception, because of course YOUR kid never lies.

"'Disneyland' levels of bad writing and generally bad movie-making"

HUNGRY HUNGRY
EAT EAT

PLANKTON
1% EVIL
99% HOT GAS

"Are you Squidward?"

It's not a boulder… it's a ROCK!

"These were white when I bought them."

Effective body horror? This show had everything!

As long as we're talking personal favorites, Hall Monitor is a classic. The entire last sequence, with Patrick helping Spongebob escape from a maniac (who happens to be Spongebob) slaughtered me as a kid.

HOOPLAH

For what it's worth, this is the episode that most entertained the adults in my family when I was 11.

ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS

alone