But windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buuuuuns

Floor it?

Santa's coming tonight, tonight!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE

PRRRRRRRRROOT DOOT DOO

There's still room for jokes in there. Enough to fly over folks' heads, from the looks of it.

It is known.

As someone who could never give a shit about TMNT, even as a kid, watching the slow reveal of this movie has just been hilarious to me.

Patriarchy-enforcing confession: 80% of why I DVR'd the first episode was because I thought she was cute from the commercials. (The other 20 was Poehler's name attached.)

He was identified as "roommate's boyfriend", but I don't think we've actually seen the roommate yet, so maybe?

"Which reminds me: that moment when a mother asks Abbi how many kids she
has and Abbi just silently and clumsily rolls away hit so close to
home, I don’t even want to talk about it."

I really hate that trailer.

Nipple.