Spencer did nazi that coming....

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

That and I think he’s in the early stages of dementia, so he sticks close to the familiar.

“And, in closing, can anyone recommend a good conditioner?”

Toolbox of Dildos is the name of the new Goo Goo Dolls album.

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

I once met a guy with a 3 Doors Down Tattoo.

That’s all you needed to know about him.

This fucker Paul Ryan who claims he loves Ronald Reagan and Conservatism and Bill Buckley and now he’s going to stand by while the country gets overtaken by the former head of the KGB.

Is he going to bring in a private security force? I heard that’s how the SS got its start.

I read a comment somewhere after the election - all the 70-something white folks who voted enthusiastically for Trump also lived through the peak Cold War, Communist-Russian-hating era. So yeah, folks - EXCELLENT choice in exercising your vote.

I set a bunch of healthy eating goals for myself pre-election. And now part of me is like, “meh, you’re not going to live long enough to get diabetes anyway, just buy all of the cannolis.”

If you havent set a price and closing date, you really need to think about it. Ryan and those guys are trying to change the home tax credit to $24,000 so alot can change. I bought in 2015.

I’ve been stressed about the repeal of the ACA. My nine-year-old daughter and I both have pre-existing conditions that require lifelong care. But then, I had the same thought: This is gonna be funny as hell that I worried about healthcare instead of savoring my last few months before the apocalypse.

Pro tip: If the GOP House has its way, the mortgage deduction goes bye-bye very soon. If it does happen, this will negatively affect housing prices--and, of course, the tax breaks you may count on to afford the places you’re looking at.

What’s terrifying to me is that I don’t know what the end game and result is going to be here. I don’t think it’s nuclear war because that isn’t in the interests of the oligarchs here or in Russia but I would not be surprised by a complete roll back of all civil liberties and looting and rioting. That I can see.

Like Anna said, we’ve all read too many thrillers and seen too many movies like this and yet, it’s still difficult to believe that all those movies you’ve seen about a Manchurian Candidate is now real life.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

CNN claims it’s his staffers, but then again, they’re “fake news” so CAN WE EVEN TRUST THEM.