It’s like her boobs are a Rubik’s cube. Does that make sense? Like she knew they didn’t belong on her back, and she’s trying to get them on her front. She’s almost got it, guys. It’s hard. Don’t laugh.

As long as you’re able to go around all night with your left hand holding your head and your right breast tucked under your arm, it’s very pretty.

Guns don’t lose luggage. People lose luggage.

Really well, five people were killed handily!

Yeah, I remember a whole piece that the NY Times did on Kentucky and the changes in store for it if ACA was dismantled. Clay County, IIRC, had the most people taking advantage of the expansion of Medicaid, and yet went 85% for Trump. I can’t understand this. Are people that stupid? How did he convince them to vote…

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

BUT THEN PENCE.

I’m assuming he’s appointing his kids and mistresses.

Hey, props to you for maintaining optimism that it will only be four years, because it will probably be eight.

There is. They’re mother and daughter but they have a bit of “two sisters” to their relationship, as the Beales did— maybe because old age has evened their positions out a bit.

There is a bit of Grey Gardens to this.

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

Maybe they were saying nuking, not New King.

Can new, revised, Trump branded Bibles be far behind?*

If I were Madonna I would stop leaving the house.

Death tried for Fisher, poked the Queen, then gave up and took George Micheal

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Do you get paid to tell us to stop saying “fuck 2016"?

Legends keep dying and we’re not making any more.