Do you get paid to tell us to stop saying “fuck 2016"?

Legends keep dying and we’re not making any more.

2016 didn’t matter only to those who love our new president, Vladimir Putin.

Literally every Trump voter:

Lawmakers on both sides of the issue placed blame on the other.

I knew it was a trap when they demanded Charlotte repeal their ordinance first before they’d deign to repeal the tremendously unpopular bill. Even though the last election was basically a state referendum on how much everyone hates HB2. “No fair you didn’t repeal the whole ordinance so now people might think trans…

Now now, I know it’s 2016 and anything goes, but let’s not start expecting PETA to make actual sense.

I recently joined the “I quit Facebook” contingent. Join us if you haven’t — the air smells fresher, food tastes better, and I don’t hate my asshole southern relatives nearly as much I used to (I mean, I still hate them, but it’s now more of an “indifferent” version of hate).

You’re getting awful defensive for someone who doesn’t give two flying fucks.

“Don’t like Facebook, get off. I will continue to use it to keep in touch with my friends and family and will continue to not give two flying fucks if you have an issue with that.”

I think that both things are true: MC did mischaracterize the interaction and TS was too quick to brush off her role in (and benefit from) whitewashing. TS comes across at once open to concerns, but at the same time very much closed off to them. She is adamant that she is someone who values diversity and that be…

Granted, I am white...but am I missing something?

Yes, Margaret Cho is an awful person. That’s what you’re missing.

Yes, Margaret Cho is an awful person. That’s what you’re missing.

Of course. The whole “he’s gonna take yer guns” thing was nothing more than the NRA working to drive up gun sales for the manufacturers backing them.

“Up next to defend Nate Parker: Woody Allen and Roman Polanski! We’ll be right back on this edition of, You’re Not Helping”

He was given the saddest present.

Trump’s National Obesity Transmission and Factual Accuracy and Truth Act would make it a felony, punishable by death and/or revocation of citizenship, to publish or disseminate any photograph, likeness, or depiction of the 45th President of the United States which portrays him as fat, obese, overweight, bald or…