Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys

they both kinda look like deep sea fish that surfaced too fast

Not to defend Stein, but just to be objective you could make this argument for those who left the tops of their tickets blank, or those who stayed home, or those who voted for Trump, all of which represent larger groups than Stein voters.

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

I know right, he has records of his cons and it was told to them, it’s like they didn’t even fucking listen.

It’s hard, I’m so sorry you don’t have the support you should from their father. It’s a raw deal all around, but they will be ok. I’m ok! I’m good. For me, looking at it like “wow, that’s sad for him. He’s not able to enjoy this amazing human experience” really helped me put things in perspective and not feel sorry…

It was a hard morning for me yesterday because I was here. But the irony is the whole cast reached out and his daughter, Meadow, reached out and all that stuff helps you get through it.

I hate to tell you, “basic” is not a normal name for a baby. Especially with the lower-case b.

And short too

If my children were being held hostage, and a ransom note were delivered to me, and the kidnappers’ only demand was for me to watch a Trump rally right now, we’d have a heckuva memorial service for those little buggers.

Times is hard for Katherine Heigl

I look more like Britney than this chick.

“Who’s there?”

If it’s a true dad joke, then it’s “Hu’s there?”

Those do not look like drunk Longhorns. I am pretty sure they are kids studying in the run up to finals and getting a safe ride home from the “partying” that goes on at the PCL or Undergrad library. The pickup service for drunk longhorns in the downtown area is driven by Bob Schneider.

Jennifer Aniston has fucked on an airplane.

Saw this elsewhere:

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

I finally get what the kids these days mean.