Truthtrolling#

“The Black and Hispanic voters were overwhelmingly against me? Can they even vote?!”

Next step : “not voting for me is illegal”

“STOP MAKING MEMES AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!”

“Nice guys” get banished to the friend zone because they’re either ugly, lack personality, or are secret assholes who think women owe them the time of day simply because they’re “nice”.if you think women owe you their time simple because you’re a “nice guy” then you aren’t so fucking nice now are you.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

You should get 1000 copies of that pic of him in his hideous apartment with Melanoma in her hideous dress leaning on his chair, while Barron sits on a really shitty looking toy lion that probably cost $40K... and stick it up on every telegraph pole in town.

Oh wait, the morons would probably go “Yeah! Now THIS is the…

22,272 (which has now shrunk by 18% due to some... strange vote padding in several precincts)

Some might say you sound like any given college freshman.

“I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.”

Ivanka and her husband will move in to the WH and she will act as primary hostess.

Perhaps we’ll have a “stroke” of good luck.

sadly when you’re in the frying pan, even the fire sometimes can seem a better choice.

And, guess who our most famous constitutional lawyer is..?

But then we have a Pence problem. Which is likely worse.

Omg Cotton fucking Hill. I’d been desperately trying to think of who Pence reminded me of, as I knew I’d seen that smug, puckered face before.

I got into this with my mother yesterday. Her point was “see, he isn’t going to do all that horrible stuff he promised”. My response was “so, you openly think he lied to get elected and you think that is a good thing?”. Trump is quite the politician for an “outsider”.

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

There’s no point in that. He represents a cabal of oligarchs. Cut of his head and he’ll grow another.

But this was 1998, not 1898! I don’t get how the medical expert knew so little about hymens! I mean, the banana seat bicycles of the 70's and 80's alone were enough to inform most of us about hymen oopsies.