By the exacting standards of the Great Race Determiner Jason Whitlock, Kaepernick simply isn’t black enough.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

NOT SURPRISED to see what happens when the German don’t even put up a propper wall! SAD! My prayers are with the GERMAN peoples!

Not the only ideology whose peak came in the 90s and had its luster dulled by a New Yorker in orange.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Somewhere a large smile has crept over Danny Ainges face.

Hopefully he sends him to the Celtics. The NBA would be wise to encourage this, as a strong team in the Boston market is good for any sports league, obviously.

Hmm...Law abiding gun owners ignoring the rules....Ok then.

But the thing is, if you’re not a Golden State Warriors fan—or, hell, even if you are one—and you claim that the blowout part of last night’s game held your attention as closely as the first half did, you’re lying.

This was pretty good a couple weeks ago

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Kyrie was on fire. He looked almost as good as John Wall.

Oh come on, Albert. If the Celtics give the Cavs a good series that would be a good thing to watch. Isn’t that why we watch sports?

Because “desire” and “grit” and “motor” and “character” are all ethereal nonsense that GMs like to point to when they just don’t like a guy.

He shoved him with his shoulder? Really? Because there’s certainly no two handed shove in there. Oubre got flattened because he didn’t see the pick coming and ran headlong into Olynyk. It’s generally a good idea to look in the direction you’re about sprint in before you do so. Even the retired head of refs said that…

I don’t like the Celtics, I don’t like Olykyk, I have no horse in this race, and yet: I think this take is dumb and bad. Olynyk didn’t shove Oubre, he set a (just barely ‘harder’ than normal) screen. Oubre didn’t just equally shove Olynyk, he took a running start at him after the whistle, and made nearly as much…

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Everything that happens on a basketball court is physical play

Holy fuck is this a dumb take