Yeah, but can he pass Through The Fire And Flames on expert? Didn’t think so.

Progressive snatch pulls

I thought this was going to be one of those Deadspin posts where they ask a ridiculous question in the headline, and then the body of the post in its entirety is just: “No”

C’mon man, show some respect for the clowns.

So they let the GM run the draft which will presumably dictate the shape of the franchise over the next few years, and promptly fire him immediately afterwards so that some other guy can take over the GM duties with both players and a coach he hasn’t picked?

Wait. So the guy lacked basic qualifying experience that other QBs have had for literally years before they get to the NFL, but still had the best rookie season a quarterback has ever had ... and you figure that means he isn’t a fast football learner with a high IQ?

Unions? All the people that still don’t have healthcare? All the people who lost their houses while he bailed out banks? Every person who has had their communications monitored by the NSA? Every civilian who has been droned?

Obama had a fillibuster proof Senate and a House majority, yet all we got was a crappier version of RomneyCare.

What you’re missing is that your income should be going up by even MORE, but it’s not because of income inequality. You’re being robbed, but you don’t care because they’re throwing you a few cents out of every dollar they take. And the fact that you don’t care is what lets them get away with it.

I think you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think the same dynamics were at play in terms of humanity’s susceptibility to propaganda. Leaders rising to power on the back of propaganda driven populism that plays on nativist fears the way Trump did is not a new thing at all.

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I actually do have a problem with Hoke personally. Not just that he was in over his head. The Shane Morris debacle was just the end of a long line of disgraces.

Do you remember the first snap he took? He looked like a rocket ship when he hit the straightaway at the 35:

His defense certainly was. However, he brought Denard into our lives and for that I will forever be grateful.

Not with that attitude you can’t.

Where can I watch the video where she came in his face?

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.