Yiannapolis may be gay, but until he releases his long-form marriage certificate, there’s no proof he’s married.

For everyone who hasn’t seen this movie, here’s why you should change that in a single gif:

It is possible to only know Cory Booker by name and not guess his complexion. After all, these are famous Coreys:

But in my professional observation in my field, not only is the housing crisis something that’s been affecting cities - for the past ten years it’s begun creeping into the suburbs as well.

Kinja hates everyone.

You and The Onion jest, but Fat Donny Two Scoops has added Paterson, NJ to his list of places that have experienced “massive voter frauds,” which he must lament in every speech he gives. Ever since Paula Reid challenged Cheetolini about claiming to be responsible for 2014's VA Choice, that talking point has been droppe…

Only fools believe gender reassignment surgeries are performed on children.

A self professed Christian who’s been engaged twice at age 25. Is there a loophole in the rules against pre-martial sex when there’s an engagement ring involved?

I guess NBA NHL and NFL players aren’t masculine to these idiots.

Take a look at your mask. If you see a plastic or metal valve, it’s a valve mask. Here’s an example, your mask is probably solid fabric and just fine.

Fat Donny Two Scoops was in church for St. Patrick’s Day 2019. To me, the lack of spontaneous fires disproved many theories of divine retribution.

While I’m uninsured with a medical condition that could leave me disabled if I were to contract COVID. ... And I know it’s my fault for not having my life together; I could be anywhere else right now if only I were a functioning adult.

There’s good sex, and then there’s so-good-I-drove-into-a-dumpster-after sex.

He probably has his official instagram and then a fun one where he can really be himself, and uploaded the picture to the wrong account. 

I suspect that BJU was eager to see the student gone, rather than having on going investigation involving a crime against a student. By expelling her, they can pretend the whole thing didn’t happen.

But, put it in perspective: Imagine if she’d just gotten drunk, stumbled back safe and sound, no rape committed, to her dorm, then somebody reported her. And then she got expelled.

Excellent suggestion, it’s how the video should be experienced.

Coleman was just 14 when she attended a party where she was allegedly raped while heavily intoxicated by 17-year-old Matthew Barnett, the grandson of former Republican state representative Rex Barnett, as one of his friends reportedly filmed the attacks on Coleman and a friend.

I love it when Bart gets to the kitchen and Flanderzebub is all “Hey Bart.”

A previous version of this post stated that unlike public schools in the state, Thales Academy is not offering virtual learning. According to Thales Academy spokesperson Holly Clark, the schools “are offering both fully virtual and fully in-person options for our students. Parents were given the choice of either…