Another twist to the conspiracy: Moscow Mitch McConnell cited Chao’s death as a reason to resigned from Senate leadership (though he’s not retiring from the Senate).

Shane Gillis learned his lesson after his SNL hiring and firing: stop punching down. Gillis made himself the target of his jokes, no one get cancelled for attacking themselves.

Terror on the Prairie and My Son Hunter happened, the multiple offers for acting work have not. An Elon Musk funded lawsuit is more interesting than fall asleep while waiting for her agent to call.

If I may quote the current leader of the Republican party, “There has to be some form of punishment.” 

There will be a key difference between the Christian Taliban’s America versus Ceausescu’s Romania: instead of unwanted children being neglected and abused in state orphanages, unwanted children will be neglected and abused in the fundamentalist Christian families that adopt them.

P.S.: Weird — did Kinja just nuke all the user icons, or is it just me? I’m only seeing all those pixel-y default icons for everyone now.

Grumpy cat is dead and gone, but we still have Grumpy fat.

Clearly, he doesn’t have a stylist he enjoys gossiping with. I, at least, have that.

Real MAGA have been boycotting* the NFL since they made Colin Kaepernick the most well known non-playing athlete in America. It was merely 2017 but feels like over a decade ago in pandemic time.

Just as the definition of literally has been updated to include the opposite of its original meaning, the term vagina is widely accepted as an inaccurate but popular term for external female genitalia.

“Leave the question of abortion up to the states.”

Not exactly - she was tweeting complete (and correctly spelled) sentences. It wasn’t until her racist words were criticized that she mentioned being under the influence of Ambien.

“It won’t happen to me, I’d never get an abortion.” Then she gets pregnant with a planned pregnancy that goes ectopic, and after traveling out of state to get the medical care needed, changes her position and then is surprised to find out no one cares what she has to say.

Sometimes you do come in saying, ‘Ok, I’ll take whatever they give me. I’m just happy to be here.’

A Mississippi guy drove to Iowa to take a stance against a statue.

But in order to reach to the point of dependency on a trust fund due to drug abuse, the drug user has already gone through a ton of embarrassing incidents involving interventions, rehabs, law enforcement, and such.

AI continues to disappoint, can’t even racist correctly.

Look up Noel Casler, he has stories from the set of The Apprentice.

Behold the power of television: I don’t celebrate Christmas nor eat Fruity Pebbles, but I was able to sing along with this commercial.

The 14th amendment clearly states “shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion”. The written language clearly indicates that charges and/or convictions are not required to enforce the provisions of the 14th amendment.