Considering that kids past their first birthday are often considered unadoptable—much less black children—this is a pretty damn nice thing for Bullock to do. Good on her.

Yes! WTF is it with dentists trying to chat? My mouth is full of your hands/dental tools. I am physically incapable of answering you, so why the fuck are you asking me questions?

Is this me being punished for requesting a KARDASHIAN FREE WEEK on Jezebel?

He said “look behind the cash register”. Because fuck them if they’re brown, or if they have an accent, or ESPECIALLY if they’re wearing funny clothes.

Maybe the person who wrote “God Bless Alan” meant it like “God Bless him and that tiny pea brain that is rattling around his his big potato head”

When is Obama gonna wake up and do something about the spread of Christian Sharia in this country? We are under constant attack from these radicals trying to destroy our way of life and he’s busy making out with the Gays and giving healthcare to the poor. We need to man up and send ground troops into Wisconsin,…

Okay, Idris Elba, it doesn’t have to be James Bond. We just want you to play a hot, sexy spy who goes around with his shirt off. And sometimes his pants. You owe us for sitting through No Good Deed just to watch you with Taraji P. Henson. (Okay, fair we didn’t actually sit through No Good Deed). But still, we ask so…

Hello no haters please and thank you

Well, I know how I’m going to spend my evening now!

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…

Preach. My man works overnight two nights a week, and although I’m always like “byeee baby I’ll miss yooooou” the second he leaves I place myself in the geographic center of our king, arrange ALL the pillows and ALL the blankets the way I see fit then stretch out like a motherfucking starfish. It’s the best part of my…

I am surprised that Cafe Gratitude in LA isn’t making customers use a crystal to decide what to order.

I misread their name and saw “Qualitest” as “Qualitiest”.

You made me giggle. Also, if the pizza place had St. Bernard delivery dogs, I’d totally order pizza during blizzards.

If by terrorist mall attack you mean random people spraying cologne on me without my permission, then...no.

Ugh, that one! She was so aggravating. She was on the bottom two like three weeks in a row then blamed her going home on the team challenge thing. Like, no. It was your destiny to be sent home.

Disagree. I thought what Ashley did was simply what’s been trendy for the last few seasons; there are crop tops and mermaid/pencil skirts for plus ladies ALL OVER the place, ‘cause lately it’s been the thing to show off the shape and skin of plus women, it’s edgy or whatever. I thought her collection was pretty but…

She could have done a better job IMO. Considering she designs for plus size

I thought this season of Project Runway had an inordinate amount of mediocre-to-shoddy designers. Frankly, I was amazed that the majority of them lasted as long as they did. They should probably go back to having Tim in on the auditions.