CAN. NOT. WAIT!

starred for the irony of a Xerox manager putting his xerox to work

all the stars for the phrase “stretch out like a motherfucking starfish”

is it just me or does this look like the back brace from Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion?

Young Harrison Ford was a fox

Who thought this would be an OK segment?

I’m 5’8 (and love heels) and have always thought kitchen counters were too short... no wonder.

oh yes please

yes.

I grew up in a pretty progressive area (bay area represent!), my close friends and I called each other’s parents mom and dad and aquantences parents by their first name. I didn’t call friends’ parents Mr. or Mrs./Ms. until college (small east coast school) because my friends got weirded out when I tried to call them…

YESSS! THISS.

Karlie gives zero fucks. Taylor, america’s favorite try-hard, gives all the fucks

except kids these days have NO IDEA what this pattern means

sub sewing for knitting and we’re the same person. Who are these youths?

is it just me or does she look really old? is it the bad tan or the styling or the dress?

Wait... they’ve already done best rock and pop videos, what are they going to do for the rest of the show?

I kinda love it though. Girl gives zero fucks, wearing a glorified beach dress and sandals, and is still killing it.

serious question.... what’s covering her cooter? is there a thong under there or one of those crazy c-string things?

oh no... not a good look for you tay

Already my favorite look of the night. Not too overdone but cool and youthful.