This. It makes me ragey when retailers/designers claim they don’t make plus sizes becuase plus size women don’t spend much on clothes. We’d spend more if we had more options.

Good for her!

Dear Melissa McCarthy:

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Probably. Everybody else knows the real cure comes from fucking a frog.

I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Can we just make IUDs affordable and available for all women now?

> cork taint

In my previous job at an amusement park, after I clocked out I still had to walk through guests for about 10 minutes or so to exit the park. If they asked me a simple question, I would answer it. If they were looking for something more and nice about it, I would apologetically explain that I’m clocked out but would…

stepped forward and told the man to “put your wallet away - no one is impressed by how much debt you have.”

I like bloody marys. I am going to have to try that. Free drinks!

I miss when the comment section was just more crazy ass restaurant stories.

The Platinum Card story may be the only time that having a customer’s card declined was not a f*cking nightmare as a server. Bravo on that one working out for once.

This BCO.... this BCO has EVERYTHING (to make you believe in Justice!)....

I’m not sure I’d want to watch them waving the UV light over the pizzas.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Maybe you should set up a gofundme page for your taco party.

you can either: pull the desk into the hall (tho that is a bit extreme), talk them out of the room (takes skill), punk them into leaving (not good from an emotional viewpoint), or talk them into co-operation (sort of a last chance warning, but then you have to follow through). Throwing a student is never acceptable,…

Everyone bashes Philly and our fans but one very consistent “asshole” theme of ours is being brutally honest via chants and the like.