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good lord, I miss this show. it was a weekend marathon staple in my house.

I wan to to get drunk with Jake and then...

Hi. I wrote a thing that’s really important to me and important to women and I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind reading it, please.

I'm this excited for Scandal tonight!

Agreed. That’s why I think it’s more interesting. It’s more artistic and theatrical.

I feel like LFW is so much more about art than the two others. I’m not saying we don’t see great clothes at the three events, but I feel like London is about art, and NY and Milan more about the clothes industry.

Fish looks like he’s saying, “Oooooooooh a hooman!”

Hey Sunfish! Say hi to ya motha for me!

I’m in love. “We gotta call the aquarium or something.”

Holy fucking shit, Jay. This thing is uglier than Billy fucking Bucknah trying to field a ground ball.

Coming this fall to a television near you: Bros Discover Things

Boston is truly the best of America.

Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

I think he had an intent.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

sometimes I get called ma'am and I just want to die. like, I am 29. ma'am should be relegated for use for women over the age of 75.

I suppose.

This is kind of a humiliation/triumph hybrid. When I was starting 3rd grade, we got a hot (for the 80s) new bus driver who I immediately started crushing on. He wore head-to-toe denim and played Bon Jovi for us on the morning of the first day. On the way home that afternoon, I realized fairly quickly that I needed to

alpaca is not wool, duh! you wouldn’t use woolite! you’d use alpacalite!