I would fuck and marry Legend and kill Tyga and Bieber.

Taylor: Karlie... what kind of shoes are you gonna wear?

I am old. I have no clue who most of these people are. I shall go rub my achy joints with icy hot, knit and watch murder she wrote while drinking wine. #27issuperold

Ooh I like the brushed-up eyebrows. I don't think I have developed the Eyebrow Confidence to do that yet

Kill Jeremy, fuck Vanessa, marry Demi.

zenon, girl of the 21st century, but like the porn version. i’m kinda into it

Hey, does MTV even show music videos anymore? I feel like YouTube be sponsoring this thing...