I am surprised that Cafe Gratitude in LA isn’t making customers use a crystal to decide what to order.

I misread their name and saw “Qualitest” as “Qualitiest”.

You made me giggle. Also, if the pizza place had St. Bernard delivery dogs, I’d totally order pizza during blizzards.

If by terrorist mall attack you mean random people spraying cologne on me without my permission, then...no.

Ugh, that one! She was so aggravating. She was on the bottom two like three weeks in a row then blamed her going home on the team challenge thing. Like, no. It was your destiny to be sent home.

Disagree. I thought what Ashley did was simply what’s been trendy for the last few seasons; there are crop tops and mermaid/pencil skirts for plus ladies ALL OVER the place, ‘cause lately it’s been the thing to show off the shape and skin of plus women, it’s edgy or whatever. I thought her collection was pretty but…

Kelly initially grated on me, but as the season wore on, I still hated her designs, but liked her personally, and appreciated her design skill, even though it wasn’t to my taste. I was really pulling for her at the end because she worked so hard, and had consistently assimilated the feedback she got in order to…

She could have done a better job IMO. Considering she designs for plus size

I thought this season of Project Runway had an inordinate amount of mediocre-to-shoddy designers. Frankly, I was amazed that the majority of them lasted as long as they did. They should probably go back to having Tim in on the auditions.

Kelly is my favourite and I hope they give her an All Stars spot so she can win it. I’m pretty sure they invented All Stars because they fucked up so badly when Mondo didn’t win. That said, Ashley stepped it up in her collection and I was happy with her win.

This. It makes me ragey when retailers/designers claim they don’t make plus sizes becuase plus size women don’t spend much on clothes. We’d spend more if we had more options.

Good for her!

Dear Melissa McCarthy:

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Probably. Everybody else knows the real cure comes from fucking a frog.

I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Can we just make IUDs affordable and available for all women now?

In my previous job at an amusement park, after I clocked out I still had to walk through guests for about 10 minutes or so to exit the park. If they asked me a simple question, I would answer it. If they were looking for something more and nice about it, I would apologetically explain that I’m clocked out but would…

Everyone bashes Philly and our fans but one very consistent “asshole” theme of ours is being brutally honest via chants and the like.