The original, yeah. That game was amazing. Overdose...eh. Whatever blows your skirt up, I guess.

Damn right black folk made this win happen. This is what the right wingers have feared for generations, it’s why they spent 40 years trying to strip education and gerrymander districts and install conservative judges who see human rights somehow not including the right not to be persecuted by police and district…

I can’t watch because even if Joe does phenomenally, I’m still stuck listening to Trump spewing hateful, senseless, dangerous and cruel bs into the void. Like you, my vote is already decided (was it even a decision???), I do not want to watch this debate knowing that even in the best case scenario it will be 50% wild…

This is why I like flavored seltzers that focus on fruits that either have a sour/bitterness to them, or which are complemented by it (so, basically, fruit that I’d have added lemon juice to when making a compote).

Ouch. I get annoyed when someone won’t let it go, like I’m a fucking freak; “You’re SO tall!!!” “Like really tall!!!” “I just can’t get over how tall you are!!!” My response: “It’s kinda about perspective...I think I’m of average height and that you’re really short...super short. Like reeeeeally short. So.Short.”

Seasonal still exists. My first year we were out after 5 months. The next year we were gone 6 weeks, and then this last furlough I had was 4 months. Now I’m permanent. New Hires are now trained on 20 light (Basically all the 20 stuff that’s not balance due) and do that for their first year. I coached this year, and…

I honestly believe that these people heard that Covid-19 kills more POC and decided they were magically immune due to white skin.

His cloaca.

He would be so mad about a lady Bond. His anger would be delicious.

Counterpoint: the stovetop method doesn’t let you just flip the pot over and immediately have your popcorn in a handy bowl, ready-to-eat with 1 second of finishing. Yeah, I’m pretty against unitask gadgets too, but I will always make an exception for Whirley Pop.

I am not a dog person. I really do not like dogs. Even I know YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH DOG PEOPLE, THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP.

It’s so fucking satisfying to hear her calling out the hypocrisy and non-evidential citing of wives and daughters in these kinds of statements. 

I dunno. It’s pretty convincing.

If they need security, i know a couple folks

Thank you! I truly appreciate this. I once heard a school teacher (who was American born to Chinese immigrant parents) pronounce it almost the same way that you'd pronounce Ted Nugent's last name and I thought to myself that there's no way that could be correct.  

Professor Eat A Dick, I don’t think the lack of an eight hour waiting period is your problem in this context AND in life.

“No one is perfect. If you dig deep enough, you’ll always find something to be offended over.” -my mom, the so-called liberal, feminist Democrat who never voted Republican her whole life.

America! We’re so great that I’m sick of winning!!!!

OMG, I wondered what those little loopy things were. Baby hairs? Good lord.

A roll certainly lasts me at least a couple of weeks I would think, but that doesn’t count all the bathroom visits when I’m at work, dining out, etc. I still don’t think that adds up to 100 rolls a year but maybe 50 could be in the ballpark?