When I was 21, I signed up as a senior at a high school - I did it b/c I graduated in a class of 54 and wondered what it was like to attend a large high school. I only attended for one day. People got really angry with me

Cotton does not wick! Cotton Will Kill You is a common refrain when climbing mountains - your sweat stays in your pits and crotch so when you stop moving, it will freeze

In 1984 I flew Qantas to Australia - they free-poured the hard liqueur and served lamb that looked like it was carved from an actual leg. Damn it was good; there mashed potatoes with gravy (and probably some vegetable but I was not into that stuff back then)

Will she be able to keep her pension?

Hey, fare and hite - go to a fencing tourney sometime. Quoting American dictionaries about French pronunciations is the height of Americanism. (I would reply to you but effing kinja is a jerk)

The word touché is pronounced ‘toosh’ just like douché is doosh; the last letter of most French-based words do not pronounce the last letter so her name should be pronounced Khlo

I used H2O2 when my cat had an infected wound - cat wounds travel along muscle lining into the depths of their body; I had to soak the scabbed over wound to remove it then massage the area until all the stinky, green shit was cleared out, then apply more liberally. I did this for days until the green, icky shit…

I used H2O2 when my cat had an infected wound - cat wounds travel along muscle lining into the depths of their body; I had to soak the scabbed over wound to remove it then massage the area until all the stinky, green shit was cleared out, then apply more liberally. I did this for days until the green, icky shit…

I often clean my pan by making scrambled eggs in the drippings - disturbed my ex a lot (another positive)

When I was in the Marine Corps, one of the punishments meted out was to send the recruit into the desert to dig holes in the sand with a sledge hammer - Johnson should just stop digging, FFS

jystad - STFU, there is a reason that Kim Wyman is the only statewide Republican on the west coast - she does her job and does it well. No need for your bigoted shit.

I have been thinking about using a coffee grinder to get to the flour - I do not grind my own coffee so the machine has been sitting around taking up space. Is there problem with this?

I use one of my microwaves to melt glass - about 15 minutes is what it takes to melt the glass into the molds I use. The inside of that mw is really, really gross and you certainly do not want to cook food in the same oven (glass colors are created from metals like lead, cobalt, copper, et c)

I think that ole ‘Pubs on a Coke can’ is probably thinking about retiring soon. There were rumblings as far back as 2 years ago

Damnit! I refuse to share her with all of you - I was her true fan

Well, back in the mid ‘60s we took a 56 chevy out for spin - Montana still did not have a speed limit at the timek(Cautious and Prudent) so we got that beast pegged; we were going so fast that the windshield wipers ripped right off - first the drivers side the the passenger side. No biggie we’ d just go to the dance…

I can’t easily eat anything before noon - makes my stomach sour; also, I don’t get up much before 1:00pm. When I do get up early enough to consider breakfast, it just makes me uncomfortable (although, I can snack on those multi-colored mini-carrots any time day or night). I guess that I can only eat everything between…

Police drones will may become comparable to the drones in Max Headroom - they got involved in the corporate wars of the TV networks - didn’t go well for some

When I was in high school I worked as a driller’s aid on a seismograph crew. I supported the driller by digging the tailings out of a trough, driving the water truck to a pond to get more, and prepping the hole for blast. This meant that i screwed 2 25 pound (actually not sure of the weight - it was, after all 55…

There is a political cartoon from the period of the Teapot Dome scandal where a ring of politicians are all pointing at the guy next to them saying “It’s their fault” - that is how this will end - everyone will point to someone else and no one is responsible. There will be some who are tossed on their swords (fell to…