I really dislike malteds! I much prefer milkshakes, not sure from whence the prejudice comes but I really, really dislike them.

My ex was a taster for Green Giant - she will never eat canned vegetables, especially corn. Maybe things have changed since the 70s but she says that the ‘aged’ corn was what went into cans and diseased corn was what went into creamed corn

Is Chipotle’s still poisoning people? I remember when there was a food poisoning story out of Chipotle’s every 6 months or so. Sorry, call me crazy but eating there is like playing Russian Roulette - and not in a good way.

One video showed a guy getting up, grabbing some hand lotion and a paper towel while everyone on the call was yelling at him, trying to get his attention, actually calling him on his cell to no avail - trou dropped and meeting adjourned.

Rush has cancer? I think I will have a beer

A person’s name is sacred (sacrosanct?); it is a public symbol for for a person. I am  trying to find the words for the very reprehensible act of mocking a person’s name but words fail. Perdue failed as a person; failed as a politician; failed in what makes a society work. I just fucking can’t...

Not true - one of the branches flipped up, smacked me in the butt and poked a hole in my tights (I was Rodger d’Ecargotte - named after the ‘business/pleasure’ scene in Start the Revolution Without Me

Not true - one of the branches flipped up, smacked me in the butt and poked a hole in my tights (I was Rodger d’Ecargotte - named after the ‘business/pleasure’ scene in Start the Revolution Without Me

There is some greyling who has never been to a kegger but this is what I want to say to him:

You’ve obviously never been to a kegger in the woods, asshat. I fucking broke branches and threw them into the fire. Your fucking ignorance is dripping

Call of the Drums - hmm reminds me of an old joke (fuck, almost everything reminds me of an old joke) - “when the drums stop, be afraid” (repeat versions of this sentence a couple times) “the bass solo starts”

I took karate in Montana in the mid-60s - no contact was allowed in the tournaments. None. I was shit at it but took 3rd in board-breaking. In the 70s, I used to wow everyone by breaking up wood for the fire. I got really good at all the hand-shapes (I actually got good by the end of the 70s after I went through a…

I use this trick when pouring Composi-mold to prevent it from stringing all over the counter but never thought to use it for food prep.

The 2 things I remember most about Canada are:

I came here as a cat person - oh, dog food, never mind. I’ll slip back into the never,never now

@hathor79 - that is exactly what I was going to say - at the very least get off the fucking horse and walk him to where ever. jesus h ‘fucking’christ - bad optics is the least of the problems with that scenario.

Besides all the animal cruelty fuckery - did you notice how she does her lipstick? That is just whack (or whatever the kids say now). She left about an inch of mouth on each side. Is it a thing?

What really gets my goat are the people who call people on the left ‘humorless’ - FFS, name a funny RWNJ (comedian or not).

I think that he should go back to his glory-hole look

I want him to survive so that he can be humiliated at the polls, go to prison for his crimes and live a long, solitary life hated by the world.