It took me 2 or 3 listenings to get it and I get it, Igetit

dfgdf is a fucking sock puppet who has no idea of what a scarf is and what it is used for. so he can just stay in the greys. He does not get to determine how a scarf is used. I did ask him to get over it but he lacks the ability adapt so it is doubtful that his anti-Muslim screeds will change much - I guess we just…

The hijab is an fucking scarf - a scarf, a scarf. Do you not understand that with stupid ‘submission’ shit? When I was growing up, all the girls/women wore scarves and the Catholic Church required them. Why don’t you just get over it?

Remember when she showed her boobs to Dave?

I cannot reply to individual posters so I will reply here:

wrong, wrong, wrongity wrong - she stayed in the court because she was not done with it. She knew what she had to do and did her best to do it. Slinging shit means you get shit on your hands.

Then there is just opulence

I am not a country music fan but I kept hearing about the band named Lady Antebellum and kept thinking to myself “isn’t that, like, the slave-owning period?” I thought that for years wondering if I missed something -nah, it is what it is.

I’ve said it before and must say it again - he could poke someone’s eye out with that chin.

You should try making mustard from seed - my ex used to make it all the time. One very important step is after grinding, mixing and so on, spread it very thinly around the bowl and let it sit overnight. Mustard from seed gets REAL!

I still use cash in local businesses to save them the effing charges for small items put on cards.

I believe there is a shotgun round that fires a net (is that a net positive?).

Congrats on your vote for Trump - bet you did the same thing in 2000 and 2016.

I order my pizza uncut to keep the grease and oils on the pizza and off the box - I think that was a lifehacker hack a while back.

PenguinLust: if the ultra-sound tech asks “Do you want to know the sex?” that means it is a boy - they can only know the sex at that stage if they see a penis.

Damn, again with the white man’s tears. Michael, your stories sometimes tear me up (pronounce that how you like).

The water in the bottle may be good but remember that the bottle is in the world and the world is covered in life - I would expect at least dust mites, fungal spores, and many other life forms are surviving on the outside of the bottle/can and in any cracks/crevices. At least wipe the bottle off before opening and…

Jesu-fucking-christo - every time I come here I end up in tears. There is nothing I can say but ACAB and I am sorry.

I first thought ‘Pink Panther’ for the first image, sigh.