Somehow, my feet always hang over the mattress and I am only 5'8"

The tag is always on the lower left (upper right).

Shouldn’t this shit be enough to look at any prosecutions that these shits were involved in AND be thrown out.

Yeah, I really like his Tarzan series - but didn’t see bagels mentioned once. I especially liked Jungle Rot Kid on the Nod

My local Asian market is stocking Japanese (and other) KitKat flavors now; I have to hide them in the freezer so I don’t eat them all as soon as I get home.

Hold it! The rules say the the challenged gets to choose the weapons - that dude is out of order.

Possibly a neck-beard.

In the 2009 remake of Zatoichi, a couple of gangsters get their hands on swords and immediately accidentally cut each other up. Theoretically, you have to use rattan swords for years before they let you handle a real one - those damn things are really sharp.

My sister is trying to come up with a way to make sure that my cat isn’t surviving by dining on my corpse - I am 71 with no known companion other than my cat.

Might be more along the lines that dogs joined humans when both were hunter/gatherers but cats didn’t need/join us until we became farmers - about 10,000 years difference in timing.

Yeah - I look for a sign that I can read to verify.

I went to my great grandmother’s 100 birthday and parked the wrong way in front of her house (they tricked her into letting her 80 y.o. daughter live with her on the grounds that the daughter had a hear attack and needed help) - I was told in no uncertain terms “we don’t care how you park in the big city but you don’t…

Fewer dents /pedantry.

The Credit Union that I belong to offers fee-free use of any ATM (called a cash machine here in Seattle) but I usually get cash back when I buy food,.

WOW, you are your own follower - kind of self-indulgent.

I do not think I have ever read a romance novel (mostly b/c, if I read it, it must not be a romance novel - gawd, anyone familiar with how Sci-Fi handled ‘romance’...just NO) and I loved this article. I followed what links I could (me and twitter do not communicate well) and was fascinated by how it worked its…

I graduated 52nd in my high school class

The OED never (except for that idiot editor in the 80s) deletes a word - they just change its designation. I finally bought a full-sized edition since I am an old and could no longer read the condensed version (FFS, 9 pages per page!)

No, change the sim to the one on their phone; I am going to buy a new phone and will have to change to the new sim but I am the actual owner.

I have a different kind of sink hole experience; in N.E. Montana, I was out hunting varmints with a couple farm kids when my left leg dropped into muck - all the way to my hip. One of the kids said “I forgot about that sinkhole - we have been dropping rocks, old tires, all sorts of stuff and it never gets filled up.”…