I think Drumpf conflated the words in “my pen is larger than yours”.

I believe it also refers to white folks who have African/American ancesters

Don’t forget his desire to be a tampon for Camilla

In Russia, the gas pumps you.

You got nothing.

Pretty Woman

The movie originally ended with her dying but that was too effing hardcore/honest that they changed the ending.

He used a fork to poke some holes in the cantaloupe then served it with spoons so we could eat and drink at the same time. He was very careful to halve the cants longitudinally so that we would each have some of the blossom-end sweetness. I believe he served it with Martini Rouge. If you are greedy, cut the cantaloupe…

In Paris I order an Americanne (SP?) - unfortunately, I do not remember the recipe but it is a nice vermouth-type drink. My French grandfather used to serve us cantaloupe halves with vermouth in the seed well.

Actually, my ex would light candles while soaking in the bath; the candles were not drip-less - she did this 2 times. Since I did not know the blockage was wax, I tried to clear the blockage with boiling water.

Dangerous cripples:

As a clueless (white) guy, this explains a lot. I had a couple of relationships in the 1980s that kept going in weird directions (mostly clueless white guy directions but also some hair related). I so wish we were all able to talk about things comfortably and not rely on assumptions - when I say ‘we’ of course I mean…

I had extended wear contacts and would put them in and leave them in for about 30 days. I did it for a couple years. After I took them out and threw them out, I would wear my glasses for a week or to and then stick another pair in for another 30 days. I am just lazy. Currently, I am wearing glasses b/c I can’t find…

I have some old contacts around that I can donate (not expired) but what can I do with prescription drugs? I just renewed prescriptions for blood thinners that cost me $1,000 for 3 months w/co-pay but would cost someone $500 per month each with no insurance. $3k in drugs but there is nothing I can do with them but…

Here is the scary news: 1 in 6 hospital beds in the US are Catholic; the Catholic church sets up affiliations with other hospitals that require following Catholic policies.

Did you know that many of us who run around barefooted in the night step on things soft and squishy - we hope it is d0g shit not a slug. Seattle is not kind to barefooted night-walking so I stay inside.

Another perspective:

All I can think about is marzipan, mmmm! There was an off-color pastry shop call Marzi-tarts that made all sorts of body parts out of marzipan - I would stop by every once in a while and buy a squidge of the stuff (I am drooling now).

I don’t normally deal with commercials much but my cats are crazy for Greenies. When I had an outdoor kitty, the way I got him to come home was to rattle some Greenies in the bag. My current kitty used to wake me up in the middle of the night to get some - I put a stop to that (by hiding under the covers so she…

I don’t normally deal with commercials much but my cats are crazy for Greenies. When I had an outdoor kitty, the way…