In the 1990s in Tucson AZ, a weekly add in the local underground newspaper would give its address as “2 blocks north of the speed trap on...”.

Ummm,

When I was first in college, I used to snort black cherry cool-aide - I loved that smell so much! Then one day as I was walking out of my dorm room I glanced in the mirror and saw this black crap dripping from my nose - haven’t snorted it since.

There is no destination for evolution, twit. Please do a little research; learn the difference between mechanism and process. Evolution can not be said to have a goal. There are various species that propagate w/o variations - both plant and animal species propagate by cloning so where is the natural selection?

Over 10 years ago I realized I was drinking 2 cases of Talking Rain (NW equivalent of La Croix) per week; this corroded my heart so I bought a 20 lb CO2 tank and started making my own sparkling water. Do not buy a 20 lb CO2 tank; it takes me more that 2 years to go through it and it is bulky and won’t fit under the…

Dear internerdj, I wish you had more of a posting history but I do not want to bring an unknown out of the greys.

I popped pop-corn in brown paper bags until I got a super popper. It was cheap, convenient and easy.

There is no need for the escalator hand-rails to be synced directly to the escalator - it would be a waste of materials. The rails only need to travel ‘about’ as fast as the escalator. 

RE: ...And the “precise, surgical manner”

I remember reading about a study a couple years ago where they took 2 rat strains, one engineered to be fat and lazy and the other to be buff and vigorous and swapped fecal matter. The fat and lazy rats became buff with the buff shit and the buff rats became fat and lazy with the lazy shit. It may be a while before…

I find that I get into patterns of eating b/c it is easy but the pattern changes over significant amounts of time. Lately it is Instant Pot jambalaya - in fact, I am thawing some chicken for tomorrows version. Tonight I will go with pasta w/butter, corn, peas and lots of garlic powder.

Bull-fucking-shit

And dogs do not try to eat truffles like the pigs do - [censored comment about cops]

Really?? Really!

In Europe, the symbol means “asshole” - BTB, no one surreptitiously makes an ‘ok’ symbol, if they mean it that way it is out front else it is alt-R.

Sometimes the buttons are there but no amount of clicking seems to do anything.

There ain’t no lawn any where near Smith Tower.

Grapefruit:

Yeah! It is called the wit of the stairs or esprit d’escalier- the French have a phrase for every occasion.

I grew up in Montana; my b.i.l. gave me a .357 mag for Xmas (my street creds) - I was going to give my nephew my Black Hawk, my Winchester (.30-30) and my semi (.22) to pass on to his kids who are still in MT but I think I will keep them handy until we figure out which way this will fall.