Nah, I still hate her. (well, sometimes - when I think of the shit she did.)

but liquor is quicker.

I use a filter on my tap because I like to make clear ice. No other reason.

I was getting ready to post the same - congrats.

Yeah!

I totally agree. I think that my ex and I stayed together for the last 5 years because we hoped the other would leave (I won? - she left first).

I have been using this hack for years even though my credit union will cover my ATM fees. I have bought a $0.20 piece of gum to get $100 back.

What is an ATM card as opposed to a Debit Card?

The only way not buying that mocha will help you retire is if you put that ‘saved’ $5.00 in an account that you don’t normally use. At least for me, if I did not spend it on a mocha, I would spend it on something else; to truly save money, you have to put is somewhere you won’t spend it. That is why you put money into…

I am kind of a crowd-whisperer so I can negotiate crowds easily except for that section that passes Dick’s - seldom can I resist their fries and the lines often compress the sidewalk.

Why are they even going to let him back? He has proved that he can’t be trusted to officiate fairly. Fuck him

I have missed the whole Seattle Dog thing (fortunately) - I have never seen it and only heard about it on KUOW as a local question.

Teriyaki was a thing in 1970s when Toshi’s took off. Toshi’s was the #1 Teriyaki and The Totem was the #1 fish and chips - did you get lost on an underground tour?

When I lived on Pill Hill (Summit and Seneca) in the early 80s, walking Broadway was my weekend evening entertainment.

The OED has a rule that no word is ever removed from the dictionary; then they discovered that an asshole editor in the 1980s was deleting Americanism - they did their  best to recover all that was lost  but, since the words were deleted, they have no idea what was lost.

I have a complete set of Quayle Quarterlies if anyone is interested.

When I was a youth and binge-drinking (1960s), we would drive out to one of the local grasshopper-like oil pumps because they burned off the hydrocarbon gases giving us heat and light in the middle of cold Montana winters. Plus that huge counter-weight cleared the concrete pad by about 5 inches so you could test your…

Read the ingredients label on pumpkin pie filling - they don’t use pumpkins for that.

Sometimes my Sheex®are too heavy for me and those things are as light as silk - how will sleeping under something heavy help? Also, I sleep extremely hot so I am unconvinced.

Sometimes my Sheex®are too heavy for me and those things are as light as silk - how will sleeping under something…

That is how my cat seduced me into adopting her - she crawled right onto my lap then onto my shoulder and purred in my ear; how could I resist.