I dated a black woman back in the early 1980s and I mentioned to her that I thought I was getting some weird looks (I am pretty damned vanilla). She laughed at me a bit and said watch how the black men look at her - OMG it was strange, what I thought was people looking at me askance was a lot of people giving her the…

What is it about coconut milk that makes everything undescribably delicious? I just ate 2 bowls of rice with curried pork in it and I WANT MORE! I should know better but I think I am going to have another, gawd help me.

How about the fight scene in The Great Race

Yeah, I worked off and on for farmers - I worked one summer with a guy named Pick-eye Pete (I learned not to look at him during a meal); we were walking the line, tensioning the barbed wire and replacing rotting post with metal using a mechanical post pounder (I forget the names of things - it's been 50 years).…

I like the life insurance ad - kitty needs to be down a couple lives to be interested.

In the ancient past, I considered doing the same thing with post cards - mailing the cards to various friends around the world and have them start mailing them after I was gone. It was an intellectual puzzle on how to stay alive after death or hide a suicide - whichever.

I only eat Greek Gods honey yog(h)urt - though I did stray to blueberry when there is a sale on a different brand of Greed yogurt. Yes, I did read how my Greek yogurt is ruining the environment - I buy extra newspapers so I can recycle them as penance.

One time - only one time did I ever asked someone if she was pregnant; when she answered "no", there was no 'saving throw' - Even if she is pregnant, there is no gain and if she is not pregnant it is all loss. So why do something whose only upside is neutral, that is all downside.

Reminds me of the time I was in the wrong part of school at the wrong time of day and these 2 black guys sort of had me blocked - one of them said "what are you doing here N*r". I looked behind me, looked around and said "you gotta be talking to someone else". They laughed and said "Wow, a white guy with a sense of…

I was lost for a moment - chewy impala - that did not compute, then 'dawn'

Just look at the "Y" - it is just a broken "X"

Help me out here: are you anti lizard-people or anti-lizard and people-craftsy?

What? What? Did they change the rules before I got my twenty two year old? Not fair. Can I get a 44 year old? 55? 66 - I like older women?

Oddly enough, my mother came from France, I was her second and a diaphragm-baby; my father died so she remarried and had a 3rd but stopped immediately after - and she was even Catholic. Take that Bush.

And dogs eat out of the cat box - what does that make them? A vet I go to says that cat poo smells and tastes better dog food - at least to dogs. My cat and I shared a house with a dog owner - I never had to clean the kitty box.

I do not have children in the home; I have 3 guns - a .22 semi-auto with a scope that I traded up for when I was 14, a Winchester model '66 centenial model that I bought on lay-a-way, and a .357 mag. revolver given to my as a christmas present. I don't have them locked up; mostly because I have never thought about it…

Laura, I love your posts but your avatar; there is something about the way your head seems like it has been moved a little too far to the left (but maybe that was a political decision. I love your grin so I just feel a little disconcerted but that is just me. Keep your post coming - this wedding is sweet but i would…

OMG! How did I miss that!? There is no way to apologize his way out of that #truth shit.

You got my attention with that first comment - glad I read the second one. (I secretly fear I might have yellow fever - but I hope it is just that the first person who caught my attention after my ex left was Chinese and I live in Seattle, shit - I'm not making sense, I'll stop now).

Yes, you could poke your eyes out on those boobs - er, that boob then you couldn't even see what was in her hand.