I got bit by one of my cats like that - I had just moved into a house with another cat and we were planning a trip to my cabin in Montana. My cat was under my new house-mates bed making that really deep-throated moan/cry so I grabbed him and he clamped down on my hand. Having heard about cat-scratch fever (aka cat…

Been there doing that even as we speak - I just wish the pages would automatically 'go classic'.

Maybe he took too much of his medication and is telling us what he really thinks(?)s

Er, there would be no prosecutions or convictions if execution were the only punishment so I think your solution might not be workable (though I do not disagree with the sentiment).

When I was younger there were a series of one-liners call 'Tom Swifties' after all the damn adverbs that were used - Do I remind you of Venus de Milo she asked disarmingly? Who left the toilet seat down he asked peevishly? I told you not to ride the horse he nagged. I lost my crutches she said lamely. And so on

Thank you - I am going to save that link and bring it up at every opportunity.

Bravo! Thank you for a thoughtful response.

How would someone with concealed carry have helped? The madman with the AR-15 was the only one who knew what was going on and he was up-armored - head,body,arms,legs - it would only have pissed him off. If there were 2 guys with concealed carry, they would have been shooting each other cuz, shit, that guy had a gun.

Hey, it got you out of your stupor enough to rattle your keyboard - isn't that what they wanted?

Nah, more likely that there would be more dead - the shooter was armored - you know, vest, head, legs and arms - he would not have been killed. If 2 people in the theater were armed, they probably would have been shooting at each other because there is no way anyone but the original shooter would know what is…

Well, start using FireFox then get Kotaku Fix: Fox Edition 0.55 and then you are magically transported back to functional commenting of the by-gone glory days of Jez/gawk/et c.

And yet you are an holier than thou shithead kind of religious person - imagine that.

The easiest way to start in a small group is to say something like: You have a friend whose name begins with 'M'.. (watch closely while trying a couple of vowels) uh,, Mike/Michael - he has financial problems". Most everyone has a friend named Mike/Mary/Michelle and who does not have financial problems (or will…

Yeah! That is why I had a waterbed for 35 years; a misplaced screw (no pun intended) blew out the bed and we finally bought one of those Sleep Number beds. Not as cool (not kool) but we got the 'old fogey' model with the leg and head adjustments.

Exactly! Now that I have FireFox setup like I want and have forgotten all the different things the add-ons, no way I am spend any time trying to adjust to another browser.

Muskovy duck - Mrs. Grumpy just brought me the gizzard, neck and heart - she gets to keep the liver; we are so well matched as we each love what the other doesn't.

Mmmmm - bacon.

Is there something I am missing here? What is it you are trying to say? Kibosh is an English word of unknown origins variously thought to be Arabic, Turkish even French but no mention of Yiddish which I realize is a form of High German and even if it was a Yiddish word, I can ken not the meaning of your post.??

Nope - Whoopie is one of ours (sorry - I had to). The only known right wing comedian was Dennis what's his face - he was funny on SNL; hell, he was even funny as a football commentator but he hasn't been funny since he went wing-nut.

Well, salt has about 400 mg of sodium per gram or 6000 mg per tablespoon and soy sauce has 1000 mg per tablespoon. But you sure don't need to add salt to anything with soy sauce.