I worked for a credit card bank in the '90s - I was able to get all the way into the computer room from outside the front door; bypassing all the codes and locks in seconds. The front door unlocked from the inside with a motion sensor (so people could get out) - I slipped a piece of wood between the doors and…

#corrections: "for reasons you nor I can comprehend." the 'nor' needs a 'neither'

Make sure that there is not another apartment right outside of your window - back in the day, my neighbors could not open their windows in the summer because the drunken college kids in the building next door (and a couple floors up) would pee out the windows.

I was working at a restaurant where one of the day cooks sold me an oz or so of shrooms and I forgot them in the walk-in; a hostess found them and went all hysterical about 'drugs in the workplace'. When she wasn't looking, one of the night cooks grabbed them and cooked them into an omelet for himself - he said that…

The really nice thing about liberty caps is they grow in your yard here in Seattle - the really bad thing about liberty caps growing in your yard is you get a yard-full of people like me. Liberty caps are the 3.2 beer of the magic mushroom world (anyone here remember 3.2 beer?). One year some twit was selling…

Microwaves do not cook from the inside - just try heating a frozen lasagna, you can melt the outside edges and the center can still be frozen. The microwaves heat the water as it hits them and it hits the ones on the outside first.

But if you put a light bulb into a mircrowave - it will turn on, not particularly useful unless it is big enough to read in and that leads to 'other' problems.

The first Volkswagen that the Troll caught was stolen - the newest one is completely cemented in and covered with concrete.

I am surprised that no one mentioned "This Old Pyramid" so I will

Tax Free Municipal Bonds - they are tax exempt, they preserve principal, they can be insured, and they are pretty liquid. You can buy them in funds or direct.

Most righties lead with their left - I would rather have my left hand armored up.

Just be careful - Cameron's crime in Stunt Man was hitting a deputy in the head with a tub of ice cream, knocking him unconscious thus leading to the deputy getting frost-bitten ears and an all-out search ending with a really bizarre movie.

I remember a couple of black guys asking me "what are you doing here, N**r" - I looked behind me and back saying "you gotta be talking to someone else". The guy's response was "wow a white guy with a sense of humor". I walked away wondering what had just happened.

IIRC India is often referred to as "the Indian sub-continent" - probably for the same reason that Europe (which is really just a pimple on Asia) is considered a separate continent.

Thank you - He (I) could've use it a couple times there towards the end, crawling through the tunnels.

The 'uncanny valley'??

My true-love gave to me a cthulu plushy for c-mas years ago - it stares at me while i work.

For one thing, I don't use adderall - seldom ever got an a on a test, I mostly cleaned house when I had homework to do. Grammar is a grammar does; in the wrong hands, it just doesn't. In truth, when your grammar is bad so is your argument.

I am proud as fuck that I have ADD and don't give a shit what you are proud as fuck about. From your language, I doubt that you are functioning higher than most assholes like you. FYI

When I installed disconnect, certain connects were hijacked to google disconnect discussion board. I had to disable disconnect to stop weird google behavior - I don't care how good the ap is, if it makes my machine unpredictable it is gone. (the behavior stopped as soon as I disable disconnect from my firefox).