Nope, it means that they sneak into Vietnam and steal women for wives. There is a lot of really bad stuff going on in China around this problem.

My fiance and I have been together for more than 20 years (I asked her to marry me going 80 mph at 3:00 am because I had introduced her to family as my fiance and on the way home she said "but you have not asked me to marry you yet!" - oops). Everyone in my family is on a second or third marriage; mom finally…

Don't forget the soup - I am drooling for turkey soup. But, yeah, turkey sandwiches are great too.

If you want a really fun all day turkey recipe google for 'black turkey' - it worked and we got really buzzed; stayed that way all day.

If you go the supersaturation route, be prepared for overly salty turkey; best add some sugar to your brine. All the brine is does is relax the proteins.

I remember drooling and really, really wanting one when they were first advertised, but I was just poor jar-head on his way to a medical discharge, sigh.

I remember the firefox addon for Abe - he got a kick out of it.

Didn't Giz have an article on build-it-yourself railguns a couple months ago?

I still have one of the old bricks - it will run off the +5 on my landline if there is a general power outage.

When I was a runner I was up at 6 am in sweat pants - I don't get what you are going for here

Don't forget the abuse he suffered at the hands of his father - I swear MJ did not have a childhood, maybe he was trying to finally get one.

I have been a soda addict for most of my life - when coke first came out with the 16 oz bottle (1970 or 71) they were sold in 8-packs (to make a gallon) for about 80 cents. I bought the stuff by the case; I think I drank about 100 oz per day. The running joke was that the coke ate the food before I did (I dropped…

Carbon Dioxide is formed when organic material combines with Oxygen usually by burning - organic material is generally defined as any material that is made with Carbon (ie that is why we are called a carbon-based lifeform). Carbon combines with oxygen when heat is applied; the chemical reaction is so 'strong' that…

Don't forget that gases dissolved in cold liquids become less soluble as the temperature rises so as the earth warms up the oceans will release more CO2 into the atmosphere.

Hey!! what's up with that (cue the dance routine) - i don't have the New thread button either; at least it is not a null-'star' thing.

Ohh! That must be why I like her so much - she is my favorite 2nd class comedian on SNL

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One trick to try is to bury chicken wire just below the surface; your plants can grow through it but the cats can't dig their hole.

Oh, yeah - I loved my waterbed, kept me warm in winter and unplugged kept me cool in the summer. Then it popped and flooded the bedroom.

I remember getting into bed when it was so cold that I stayed in a fetal position until the bed slowly warmed up and I could slowly stretch out. A water bottle or even one of those long-handled, covered pans that held hot rocks from the fireplace would have saved me from uncomfortable nights.