I always either forwarded my phone to dial-a-prayer or gave out that phone #

They can keep bringing it up over and over again - they only have to win once.

In Wyoming, they have drive through liquor stores - it can get so cold that your car might not start if you leave it to go inside. I thought the drink caddies that fit over the transmission hump was just a tad much though.

I want to find the plans for turning an everyday clothespin into a weapons that fires and lights farmers matches. The JDs in my grade school all had them and never got one. Will trade for plans to turn said wooden matches into darts.

Hmm, on both of my hands the ring and index fingers are identical in length within certain tolerances where I can adjust their relative lengths - dang, now my index finger only reaches the first knuckle of my ring finger!?!? Oops, the relationship changed again - just what are the standards when measuring?

The stomach does not actually digest food, it mixes it with stomach acids, turns it into a slurry, passes it on to the small intestine for the actual digestion.

I remember the bad old days when you had to backup all your files to tape delete your disks then restore the files. My company was going to spend 300k for another computer when I discovered Diskeeper - it had not actually released for the VAX yet so we got in on the ground floor (1988 approx) - Diskeeper will forever…

What is white and drags the bottom of the ocean?

But Xenon 135 is a product of Iodine 135 breakdown with its half life of about 7 hours (6.7);

I have a couple bottles of Nuka-Cola to trade - are you interested?

Speaking of funny pranks and tampons - I think I have a world's record:

Me too - I am a chicken hearts and gizzard man - there is a place in the Public Market in Seattle that sell gizzards, mmmmm. Almost as good as the bbq pork at the Kau Kau (also in Seattle).

Sorry! Sometimes 'get over yourself' gets on my nerves because it says nothing, means nothing, but belittles the target. I do not have an iPhone; I do not have any phone that uses an app. - I doubt I will ever want or need one.

That camo worked really well, but the navy did not want to be laughed at so they never really used it

When gymnasts go to space....

I am on a lone campaign to get the dollar into circulation; I buy $50 bucks at a time and use them along with larger bills - I use them just like bills.

To be honest, without caps, I really can't parse what you are comparing to what and/or why.

And what about that random hand/wrist poking up? Is she killing someone who used her 'stick?

Holy crap, people - do we still need to use 'get over yaddayaddayadda' as a place holder for "I don't have a real argument so I will just offer a put-down"?

Looks like that kitty at :24 know to get out of there when he starts in....