Speaking of funny pranks and tampons - I think I have a world's record:

Me too - I am a chicken hearts and gizzard man - there is a place in the Public Market in Seattle that sell gizzards, mmmmm. Almost as good as the bbq pork at the Kau Kau (also in Seattle).

Sorry! Sometimes 'get over yourself' gets on my nerves because it says nothing, means nothing, but belittles the target. I do not have an iPhone; I do not have any phone that uses an app. - I doubt I will ever want or need one.

That camo worked really well, but the navy did not want to be laughed at so they never really used it

When gymnasts go to space....

I am on a lone campaign to get the dollar into circulation; I buy $50 bucks at a time and use them along with larger bills - I use them just like bills.

To be honest, without caps, I really can't parse what you are comparing to what and/or why.

And what about that random hand/wrist poking up? Is she killing someone who used her 'stick?

Holy crap, people - do we still need to use 'get over yaddayaddayadda' as a place holder for "I don't have a real argument so I will just offer a put-down"?

Looks like that kitty at :24 know to get out of there when he starts in....

Bill was all set to take "Bill Nye, Science Guy" national to become the new "Mr. Science" but much more frenetic (of course). Disney bought the concept/program/property (do not ask me, I don't know what goes on in tv-land) and shelved it. Rumors abound, most people think that Disney had their own 'concept' in the…

We went in under Bush1 and completely destroyed their infrastructure; we bombed their utilities, their bridges, their dams, their water supply and most of their roads; then under Bush2 we completed the job - taking the 'bomb them into the stone-age' adage to its logical end and she wants them to thank us and pay us…

The strange, dysfunctional focus on a POTUS' use of a teleprompter has always confused me. Especially the stupidity of the people who are using a teleprompter to tell jokes about teleprompter use. Is there any public figure who does not use a teleprompter in place of pages of notes when giving a speech?

Bill Nye was a member of our local atheist/humanist talking group here in Seattle; he is as much fun over beers as you would imagine him to be. I get so effing pissed when I think of how Disney screwed him out of the national Science Guy thing.

Where is the 'how to throw knives'? I am having some difficulties with ..er.. were you joking?

We bought our rice in 20+ pound bags and stuck it in the freezer; we kept a couple pounds in a container on the counter; we also froze the container each time we refilled it; we rinsed our rice in a sieve as part of preparation. Doesn't everyone rinse their rice? sieve their flour?

@thirdchild: Yes it works - it uses hydrolic pressure and the fact that liquids are not compressible - as the wine sloshes in the bottle, the pressure of the liquid is focused down from about 3 inch diameter to i inch and the cork gives way. You must remove the foil and you must stop before the cork comes out…

We called them "one-eyed jack"s

This is not in a liquor store but I just love this Frenchman and his ingenuity.

Just what I need - now where do I find a pair of undies (whitey-tighty) that do the same?