I’ve been playing violent games since I was 10 when I got Doom for DOS. And I’ve only murdered like 3 people.

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

Best. Interview. Ever.

OH MY GOSH MY EXIT IS NOW

Here’s a video that explains it pretty well. It’s intended for truckers but the same physics apply to other vehicles. FWD, RWD, AWD, doesn’t matter.

Fuck, he knows too much, BRAVO TEAM MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

I’m a public librarian:

This is true, they even made the T-Shirt

I can definitely believe that a guy who creeps on the teenage daughters of his colleagues prefers Corvettes to Porsches.

This is not a photoshop.

seems to be a Russian favourite solution

Seriously? No one has posted this yet?

Creepy as hell. Not the playful conversation parts, but the tracking of the kids interests in a database.

nothing tops this

Step 1: get a server in a country that does not cooperate with us warrants.

Since you're from Alabama, I'll say this slowly: Goooood luuuuuck keeeepiiing aaaa flaaaame on a chaaaarcoooal or woooood griiiiill in a wiiiiindyyyy bliiiizzaaaard.

George Carlin sums this broad up quite eloquently:

Not quite haiku, even English haiku, but so beautiful I had to admire its elegant beauty:

While you can blame Audi for forcing some truly awful implementations of LEDs on cheap cars (and blame them we will), it's worth crediting them for trying to bring some cool lighting innovations that actually appear to serve a purpose.