Classy.

That’s why Warren’s spies are trying to convince Bernie Bois that she’s the same. She’s not. She’s a liar that is trying to steal parts of his platform to get elected after which she will go full Obama. That is, George W Bush 3.0 - Return of the Cherokee.

I love Japan. Clean and wonderful. Great people. Vibrant, safe cities. They don’t sell their culture for growth. They are quintessential nationalists and they do it wonderfully. I truly wish they had not forced us into the war. England did not deserve to be saved. 

Bernie is genuine, Warren is not. That is palpable, which means you can feel it. It doesn’t need to be explained. It just is.

The educated man knows not to read Hamilton Nolan articles.

AOC makes a great punching bag for the right. I wonder if she’ll ever learn how to avoid being and easy target.

Was this the World Cup too or is this some other tournament?

Bernie can’t outraise Warren? How is that even possible?

Wrestling is staged, ergo it’s all a result of planning. 

Ruth Gader Binsburg? What?

We should be talking about Kaepernick, not Flutie. Today’s NFL, along with all other sportsball entertainment vehicles, is built for Kaepernick. Yet he doesn’t play. Why?

It wasn’t a bad quote. I’m only saying that it could have been better. Clear, direct, humble taking of ownership, etc. A missed opportunity to make a great example.

Reported for indecent verbiage.

Butigeige is a gay Obama. That’s it. That can get some votes. Beto is a straight purebred Irish white Obama that speaks Espanol. That too can get some votes. Liz Warren is a privileged white woman Obama that lied to advance her career by saying she was native. That can get some votes. People don’t really care about…

This will be Liz Warren this time next year.

Music does not make us dance. Lack of impulse control does. Adieu. 

I came to this article to make light of this obvious joke before it was made, in hopes of preventing it. Seems I’ve failed. Goodbye.

Sarcastro6 dismissed the following. He was very embarrassed to not know this information. I am reposting it here as it is interesting. Thank you.

You mean Burmese python, not boa constrictor. The Burmese pythons of which you speak are not native to Florida and this is what causes the confusion you cite. Please stop using “nah.” 

Can one of the moderators here please move this article to The AV Club or Jezebel???