Still only third-best Chris.

That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

For context, here is his full Montana speech

. . . and not ask for their version of it

The negotiations with Canada are kind of collapsing because Trump tried to screw Ottawa.

Aeration is an important part of lawn maintenance.

I think we all know....

I lost all three of my pets within a two year period. I have a friend who lost both her cats to illness and accidents and then two adoptees - including a kitten - to illness one after the other within a 4 month period. That’s just life, and pets sadly live very short lives to begin with.

So the Lamby thing was fucked up. You are always supposed to return a rescue to the rescue facility, or rehome the pet with their involvement. But this is totally different, and is so unbelievably callous. An old dog died. That's pretty normal. I'm also grossed out. 

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I am because I hate panty lines with the fire of a thousand suns and no matter what style I’ve tried (granny, boy short, hipster) I end up with them. Since I wear a lot of slacks and skirts to work, thongs make the most sense for me. 

And also, for fuck’s sake people stop blaming all the shit you don’t like on the actors. They’re just doing their work. You may not like a performance, that’s fine. But realize that the actors do very little by way of creating characters. That’s on the screenwriters and the director. Is Ahmed Best responsible for Jar…

With the prequels referenced here, it’s worth pointing out that until the sequel trilogy came out, literally 50% of Star Wars movies were terrible movies (and you COULD make arguments for certain aspects of ROTJ). So it’s not like “bad Star Wars movie” is some sort of new, world-ending phenomenon that the Star Wars…

“...a film..., that’s all it is. None of it matters, none of it.”

Here they come!

Can you imagine, as the lion, the realization that house cats live in this amazing luxury. A couch! Imagine your entire life you slept on rocks and dirt, or in trees with your kill so nothing steals it, surrounded by insects and piss. Now imagine a couch. Think of how great your couch is after a hard day. Now imagine…