Say what you will about him, he told a story like nobody else could. In print, in narration, he was the best. I loved that dude, asshole and all, and I feel bad for his kid and for Ripert for finding him.

This is fucking me up so hard. I loved that guy. He was a big reason why I wanted to go to culinary school. And he sure as shit was right about that life. I didn’t last long but it was fun while I was in it.

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

I know that many aren’t really fans here, but I loved Anthony Bourdain. I read his book many years ago and related to him so deeply. A person that also struggled with drugs and depression. This makes me really sad.

If anyone here is in crisis or knows somebody who is, 741741 is the number for Crisis Text Line - it’s a completely anonymous and free texting service with members who are trained to help talk you through whatever you’re feeling and help you get to a cool, calm moment. Keep it in the back of your mind or in your phone…

I think you mean, in the original film Danny Ocean is played by Frank Sinatra.

I think I posted something like this as my FB status one time, and saying how fucking stupid it is. And then I deleted it about 30 seconds later after I remembered how at least 15 of myfriends have named the kids Jayden, and another 5 who did the “name their kids after themselves” thing.

He holds up the “YOU ARENT LISTENING” sign

Ask George Foreman.

Given her run on Gotham, I feel like there’s a disturbing parallel to be made.

This occurred to me yesterday and I was like

SECONDED, jesus fucking actual goddamn christ.

They were already covered with Will’s oldest, who is “Trey” because he’s Willard Carroll Smith III. Getting another crack at a namesake with Willow was just a bonus, and a third kid from that union should have cycled naming honors back to Jada.

Holy shit.

It’s been seven minutes, and I’m still thinking about it. Like, Jayden is older, right? So they had a son and named him after his mom. Did they wonder what would happen if they didn’t have a daughter to name after her dad next? Would a second son have been Will Jr? Jay? Jason? Or maybe something to indicate he’s…

I feel extremely dumb for not having realized that before.

Dumbest take of all. And that is a high fucking bar to clear.

Most folks lash out when they get caught doing something that they know is petty. You did not disappoint.

Man, these snowflakes seem to be reeeeaaaally intimidated by these kids.

As a WoC and massive Star Wars fan the fact that people were messing with Kelly Tran fucks me up. Star Wars needs better fans and WoC need better support.