That’s good, but I’d switch out Lydia for Veronica Sawyer. So as the body count keeps adding up, Ted would simply repeat:

Thanks, I barely remember the Mulroney era and he still pisses me off(I have no idea why).

I guess a bunch of TV actors were

Truly the Trump Steaks of law schools

I mean was this season 4 or five of the Simpsons?

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Well this is traumatizing.

Just perusing the site briefly and it’s clear that they’ve created a whole new terminology for their “issues”. “Framecel”, “Gymcel”? A lookup on Urban dictionary suggests that these people have serious body image issues. I’d actually be somewhat sympathetic if they also weren’t so hateful and promoted violence. And…

“I think I just found my MO if I become a rapist.”

Does the incel community exist to “support”, or to undermine its sad adherents? We don’t know a lot about Alek Minassian. We know he was socially awkward; that he was good with computers; that he enlisted with the Canadian Forces but withdrew, having found the rigours of basic training too much for him; we know he…

If the show gets anywhere close to the comic that Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa also wrote (which is great and you ought to read it) there will be plenty of “chilling” to go around. Consider this photo a nice bit of misdirection.

Whats wrong with Reitman’s? They got all smart sets basic tees when they went out (I freaking loved those).

complete sidebar - something seemed odd about the belt in that last picture, and it took me a minute to realize that the pants have no belt loops. is this a class thing? am i too poor to understand the glory of belts that serve no useful sartorial function?

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

I can’t believe people would rather shit indoors than eat food.

‘If you don’t ever use your entire budget you will not be apportioned the same amount next period’ is one of humanity’s most stupid ideas.

This is a good take and all, but all I have to say is that this desk LOOKS like something you would write Dracula on. Do those tiny panel paintings have dismembered bodies on them or no?

Okay, I almost came in and was going to defend the table price. We just installed a conference room table and it cost $20K. Then I saw the table in question. Now, I’m back to telling them to GTFO. Our table seats 26 people and has networking and power built directly into the table, and each one has to be custom built.…

*whispers* I often like the supermarket ones too.

One of them is named “Finn Wolfhard”. You lost that battle the second that name was created