I’m spending some time celebrating Sharon today. This is a good start.

Yes it would be Pence, and yes he might be worse. They’re both honestly so horrible that it’s hard to define that.

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

I am sorry young person, I have not watched or read Harry Potter, not because I am that old is just that I have not been captured by the magic of Harry, I had to google what you wrote.

I loved Andre Holland in The Knick.

Unsolicited advice time! You don’t need much but for the love of all that is good and holy DO NOT CHEAP OUT ON THE STROLLER. Get one that is comfortable for you to push, cushy for baby, has lots of storage, and is easy to maneuver through crowds or in small shop aisles or your living room because it’s 4am and your…

Approximately 380k (misguided but normal) people voted for Ford BEFORE his drug use came to light. After it came out, his political career (and he actually HAD a political career before he was elected Mayor) was OVER.

Same. I’m a Canadian and only taught myself the old Imperial system because I read old English books so it comes up often. How anyone could prefer that complicated weird system with so many names for everything that often refer to containers you can only find in a museum, is beyond me. I suspect besides gallons in…

Exactly! Look at this table!

That Anderson Cooper. You give him a centimeter, and he’ll take a mile.

#repealthenineteenth =

Thank you for reminding me of this hilarious incident!

This remains the funniest happening of all time.

Came here for THIS. +1M starzzzz

I admit that this made me laugh much harder than I intended. I forgot this “restoration” was a thing.

When we were looking to buy an apartment we saw an ancient co-op that had plaster walls. They had really restrictive rules and one was that you couldn’t cover the walls with sheetrock. I don’t know how enforceable that would be but nothing would surprise me about NYC co-ops and their insane rules. The owners were…

This will forever be my favorite thing. I want that on my gravestone.

Works every time.