Sir Patrick Steward is too god for that terrible show.

Big Bang Theory is the most overrated tv show on air. It’s basically Two Broke Girls with nerds. But instead of sexist and racist jokes, there are no jokes at all - just a randomly applied laugh track after sentences. It’s god awful.

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)

This was superb, and made me laugh. Well done.

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

Yeah, I get that. And when I get nasty (like, camping, hiking, travel in general) I give myself a good scrub. After a normal day of drinking coffee and typing, though, I try to be as gentle with my skin as possible. So the gunk-producing areas (sorry) get a good scrubbing and the rest gets the runoff. I use less…

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Yeah, that’s kind of the direction I was leaning too. Unfortunately for them, this will probably be the least embarrassing thing I do to make my daughters smile.

Morgan, the mother, is a friend of a friend. I didn’t really know Maddox or the father, but my friend was very close to them. I remember her sharing pictures of when Maddox was born, her creating a gofundme page to raise money for Maddox’s cancer treatments.

Maybe Unilever can change the formulas so their sunscreens actually work.

True, but a flea infects a human by literally spewing its diseased vomit. That seems like a pretty apt description of Trump’s stump speeches.

Plague fleas are at least efficient in their part of the life cycle of a horrible, life-destroying bacterium. Trump’s half-assery couldn’t wipe out one peasant village judging strictly on effort.

I’m very surprised that the son of Yoko Ono would tweet something that makes no sense.

Hachi-ko Chuken, I would be happy to do so!

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

There are any number of race-related things happening today that may be confusing for some people, wearing blackface is not one of them. Or at least it shouldn’t be. This is not a complicated thing, it doesn’t have a lot of layers of when you can and can’t do it...it’s pretty clear that you should NEVER in any way…

Wow... so she humiliated and used someone as a pawn for laughs?