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There’s a glaring omission to this list:

Thanks. Bert’s actually my favorite character on the series. He doesn’t use insult humor and likes puns.

As someone involved in geosciences, I think the attitude the characters exhibited towards my profession is a load of schist. Not gneiss at all.

Since I guess it wasn’t clear to you, I don’t think she was a reasonable thinker. I think she’s a dumbass privileged shithead racist. However, this is something we see in “mainstream” media again and again — racists like her are seen as being “serious” and “dealing with tough subjects”. Meanwhile, journalists who lean

I guess it was just a dud.

Apparently since she was ditched by NBC, Meghan Kelly became an FBI agent?

I dunno, could be something less sinister...

Stylus holders are Silos, not garages.

The author must be a young man, or sheltered, or something, because he is just like everyone else in the world. People who don’t forget names right away are unique and have some Dale Carnegie-style trick to remember them, or use weird mnemonic devices, stuff like that.

Well, if it was covered in Trump piss - they would cover it with a duvet. 

A) Rabbit is delicious.

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

Is the story here road rage? Or the crew cab with the license plate “BEEZZZZ”?!?!

Pedant here, Torch. Technically Indian RHD cars would be Asian...

One mans deathtrap is another mans ideal exit . . . .

One time my plane had a stop in Kentucky. I left the pilot use my phone’s wifi while we waited for the next boarding. Dude said I got free drinks for the rest of the way home. Then a church camp got on. I was drinking rum and Cokes next to little Christian kids at 9:30 a.m. It was awesome. 

LOL!!

They’ve been letting people drive on the wrong side of the road forever but they’re worried about our ‘Stang?